An Open Letter To Microfiber Cloths:

An open letter to microfiber cloths:

Why do you smudge my glasses when your purpose is to remove smudges?

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A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
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A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.

A collection of BertStrips I have made.

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Snail in the coffin

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Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky

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1 year ago

Mustaches are just mouth eyebrows

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the crime the criminal

The Crime The Criminal
The Crime The Criminal
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1 year ago

Please take this wood horse.

There is nothing else to it.

We are serious.

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1 year ago

Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

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Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

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Playing music in my car is auxiliarating

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Barnacles are just anchor sores.

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