I Hate That I Collect These

House: You eat neediness. Wilson: Lucky for you.

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taste me, too

hilson, 6.5k, explicit

tags: first meetings, oral sex, anal sex, bottom house, top wilson

The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar. New Orleans, 1994.

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sure sex is good but the real sex is house demonstratively shoving chips into his face while wilson smiles and they're both comfy on the couch in soft romantic lighting

srry its sketchy, it came to me in a dream (<3 is house, obviously)

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 4, episode 12: Don't Ever Change

Wilson got a gf just like House, asked why they shouldn't date and called them a couple

Verdict: GO TO TURBOHELL

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression