Sure Sex Is Good But The Real Sex Is House Demonstratively Shoving Chips Into His Face While Wilson Smiles

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

been chilling doing fuck all. tell me, do i look fly?

does anyone wanna hangout someday

hi i think house and wilson should accidentally run into each other at a sex addiction support group meeting on the outskirts of town but wilson was actually attending to get legitimate support for his sex addiction and house was lurking around in the parking lot waiting to meet fellow sex addicts he could entice back into addiction. it would just be funny i think

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

i love you amber volakis

Hat mouse

srry its sketchy, it came to me in a dream (<3 is house, obviously)