Me When Someone Who Has Been Nice To Me Every Single Time We've Interacted Is Nice To Me:

i think it's funny whenever wilson looks so exasperated that house is intruding on his dates (like with amber and sam), because when house and cuddy were together, wilson was sometimes just there?? when he didn't need to be??

like in s7e09 "larger than life" house is meeting cuddy's mom as a next step in his commitment to cuddy. oh, and wilson's here too!

also this dialogue exchange makes me CACKLEEEEE because even cuddy's mom is questioning why tf wilson is here

can’t wait to be choked by a hand that has our wedding ring on

i HATE TWINK WILSON I HATE TWINK WILSON SO SO SO MUCH I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

There is something so beautiful and enticing about wilson without a jaw line

He looks like a beautiful woman from the renaissance

wilson is so repressed he probably insists he can't be gay because he didn't like when an ex wife tried pegging him once but he doesn't mention that he moaned house's name during and then she beat him over the head with the strap-on

I see a lot of people who are thinking about watching House MD asking if Hilson is cannon, here’s the objective truth: the whole show is a ‘will they won’t they’ but they never will except they also have been the whole time and will continue too

everyone start having unethical fantasies about me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think hilson is great because seperately they're very smart medical professionals etc etc but together they share one brain cell

So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.

His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.

And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.

This show I swear to god.

Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood • Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE