I Literally Cannot Stop Thinking About This

this may be so random for an ask but for some reason i can see house slipping his hand in wilson's back pocket to mess with him when they are standing next to each other, and wilson gets pretty flustered out of it

so true, queen, I am very on board with this idea 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

imagine being wilson's wife (one of them anyway) and having to explain to your accountant that the tens of thousands of dollars in daily expenses from your joint bank account are your husband buying 1-3 meals per day for his codependent friend

a wip from a fic y'all aren't gonna see for a while that's going to be excessively long and full of nonsexual intimacy and soft domming. yippee

House's "oh my god he's an idiot...my idiot" ass eye roll

let me get this straight-

wilson really just wants to be friends, like genuinely, with all these women, THEY'RE the ones who initiate it, and sex with him is about THEIR pleasure. not that anything is wrong with that, but for a 'straight' man, that's usually.... not true. the closet doesn't even have glass, it's fucking broken.

i love you amber volakis

this is probably what chase’s job application looked like

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

thank you to whoever designed this shoot, I am forever in your debt.