imagine being wilson's wife (one of them anyway) and having to explain to your accountant that the tens of thousands of dollars in daily expenses from your joint bank account are your husband buying 1-3 meals per day for his codependent friend
first date idea: we go on a roadtrip and I break the door handle off your side of the car after you get in
I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy
guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on
wilson is a wife guy for sure but like not any of the ones he married
at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
jae. 32. any pronouns. autistic lesbian. will babygirl (verb) any old man.
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