Everyone Start Having Unethical Fantasies About Me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never really got deep into shipping culture. I never really got it. Until I met Gregory House and James Wilson. Now I would beat someone to death with a rusty pipe if they implied they were just two straight dudes.

premarital divorce

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

wilson knew house would mooch his food so he already prepared a spoon for him before house does anything

the greg in house is short for gregnant. thank you.

narrator: “i am not doing this because i care,” he says, caringly, as he cares deeply

bump c:

taste me, too

hilson, 6.5k, explicit

tags: first meetings, oral sex, anal sex, bottom house, top wilson

The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar. New Orleans, 1994.

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disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

no caption just felt like sketching

Robert Sean Leonard by Josh Hamilton, early 90s.