So You're Telling Me That There's A House Subplot Where House Calls Wilson A Wuss For Being Unable To

they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,

this may be so random for an ask but for some reason i can see house slipping his hand in wilson's back pocket to mess with him when they are standing next to each other, and wilson gets pretty flustered out of it

so true, queen, I am very on board with this idea 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

premarital divorce

somewhere on their painfully platonic post-canon road trip house and wilson end up in a super queer part of whichever city and decide to stay for a week or two because it's safe and walkable and they just think it's funny they can see drag queens at brunch. but then they keep getting stopped by young gays telling them they're such a beautiful couple and its clear they've been together for decades and it must've been sooo hard to be gay in the 80s and 90s and wilson is like um well and house is like oh mary you have no idea and starts talking about queer history and recounting way-too-specific-to-be-made-up stories about protests and nightclubs and friends he lost to the AIDS crisis. and wilson is like i had no idea?? and house is like jimmy we met when i was in my 30s did you think i was just sitting around doing nothing until then. pls

house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again

in queer reading wilson's heteronormative tendencies in season 1 episode 18 "babies and bathwater":

i really love this scene for two reasons, the first being that it exposes the deeper, underlying devotion between house and wilson, and secondly - which is entirely up to interpretation and a tad bit of delusional theorizing - is wilson's interesting reaction.

yes, he's reasonably upset, but why take a jab at his relationship with house by calling it a "stupid, screwed-up friendship"?

house didn't ASK him to defend him against vogler. furthermore, wilson was given the OPTION to quit, which he took; he was only fired from the board, but not from his job. at the time, house's speech really had no relevance to wilson, as it moreso affected house's ducklings. so why the wording?

let's consider the things wilson lists out before: 1) having kids, 2) marriage, and 3) having a successful/stable job. the three expectations of living a, dare i say, heteronormative lifestyle.

i think the subsequent criticism of his relationship with house is a response to losing the only aspect of the aforementioned lifestyle wilson had, which is a stable occupation.

wilson's frustration is a raw emotional reaction, and thus you can interpret his actions as a result of projecting his frustrated confusion through blame. almost like he's wondering why he himself would place his loyalty and devotion to house over something "normal."

sort of a delusional and stretch of a take but i like thinking about this scene in this way sometimes.

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 2, episode 8: The Mistake

Said being gay would "explain a lot" including why he's always with Wilson.

Verdict: FRUITY

hi i think house and wilson should accidentally run into each other at a sex addiction support group meeting on the outskirts of town but wilson was actually attending to get legitimate support for his sex addiction and house was lurking around in the parking lot waiting to meet fellow sex addicts he could entice back into addiction. it would just be funny i think

of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician