"let Men Be Friends" No They Have To Fuck Each Other Raw

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House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

i'm writing this don't cancel me

like i love old man yaoi. i really do i promise. but i also love newly-hired-fellow twunk wilson lusting after dr house who is twice his age. like he sees the greying beard and crows feet and reading glasses and wants to pound that old man thru the mattress. is that ok

I was thrown off by "House, I believe you're a romantic" but omg did it get better

his faaaaceeeee omfg his expression is killing me sir why do you look like that i can't-

AND the way his face falls when wilson says "what makes you think i haven't put the moves on her?" ????

(yes yes i know they mean it in the way that house likes cameron but i choose to ignore that. In my mind it's because he's jealous that wilson flirts with someone else)

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

well iykyk

House playing the sims on his DS and making him and Wilson in the game and either:

1. making them kiss, or

2. doing everything in his power to stop making them kiss but it's like they have a mind of their own and they keep trying to fuck each other

he gets figured out because he very cagily snaps his DS shut whenever someone comes in the room and barely lets it out of his sight

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

i cant get over their brokeback outfits