Saw Someone Mention Divorced Hilson And I Was Offended For Like 1.4 Seconds Until I Realized They'd Probably

House playing the sims on his DS and making him and Wilson in the game and either:

1. making them kiss, or

2. doing everything in his power to stop making them kiss but it's like they have a mind of their own and they keep trying to fuck each other

he gets figured out because he very cagily snaps his DS shut whenever someone comes in the room and barely lets it out of his sight

if you're wondering if a sane person can write 3k+ words about house and wilson holding hands. no

They're so foul for this

an inch away (from more than just friends)

hilson, 5.2k, mature/explicit

main story tags: feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together alternate ending tags: light angst, face-fucking, light dom/sub, dom!wilson

“In our long and colourful friendship spanning nearly two decades, have you ever thought about kissing me?” House and Wilson have a normal conversation that leads to its natural conclusion.

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“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

any transition guide that tells you to 'slim down' or lose weight in order to pass is full of shit. you do not need to lose weight to pass. let me say this again. you do not need to lose weight in order to pass.

your masculinity can and will be recognized without needing to lose weight.

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

rsl: real life house

hl: real life wilson

Wholesome hilson doodle :3