I’d Invite A Bunch Of Founding Fathers To Dinner Just To Watch Them Fight With Eachother And Then Push

The founding fathers walking into Independence Hall

*door slams*

Madison: Wait guys I’m still out here!

Washington: *looks through the peephole* I thought I heard something outside but there’s no on there

Madison: *jumping up and down trying to be visible through the peeephole*

Jefferson: Where’s James??

😍😍😍

Milky Browns

Tench Tilghman.

You forgot mood 3, railing Hamilton!

more dumb memes now featuring john’s only two moods

Girls 😫😫

boys with long lashes 😩

Seriously tho

McHenry: What does “take out” mean?

Tilghman: Food

Tallmadge: Dating

Hamilton: Murder

Laurens: It can mean all three if you’re brave enough

Would you like a strawberry?

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Ron Chernow, what the actual fuck?

ha?

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