every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Dearest Willa,
I’ve noticed that you do not follow his majesty, @kinggeorgethethirdofengland. Are you a patriot, and therefore a traitor to the crown! Please assure me that it is not so.
Your Worried and Most Certainly Not Sarcastic Friend,
Mae
Dearest Mae,
I regret to inform you that I am in fact a patriot and my loyalties lie with the United States of America. I also regret to inform you that patriots don’t shut up, we grow up, and when we look at you, we throw up. So, sucks to suck.
Your Patriot Comrade,
Willa
happy Tuesday lol
people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday
I’m bored so I think I’m gonna go get some chips at Tesco
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
Alexander Hamilton: Wait right there, THOMAS gets his own holiday?!
He barely even wrote the Declaration of Independence!!
He even stole “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness,” John Locke wrote that first!
Why don’t they have a holiday for the signing of the Treaty of Paris or the Constitution?!
Thomas Jefferson:
sick of gender nonconformity in media being treated like a gag or comic relief
a very emotional ALAIN PROST after winning the 1990 BRAZILAN GRAND PRIX
alexandra yanul
I’m Draco Malfoy apparently…
Ok guys I made another Uquiz: Which homophobic gay character are you?
@vive-la-revolution @the-reynolds-pamphlet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH