Ron Chernow, What The Actual Fuck?

When you’re reading an article about Captain Molly being fake and then read Elizabeth Holly speaking about how she’s met her:

My Friend: Someone should really write a story about an ace and an aro person dating!

Me: Umm, I’m not quite sure-

Friend: No really, it’d be great!

Dearest Willa,

I’ve noticed that you do not follow his majesty, @kinggeorgethethirdofengland. Are you a patriot, and therefore a traitor to the crown! Please assure me that it is not so.

Your Worried and Most Certainly Not Sarcastic Friend,

Mae

Dearest Mae,

I regret to inform you that I am in fact a patriot and my loyalties lie with the United States of America. I also regret to inform you that patriots don’t shut up, we grow up, and when we look at you, we throw up. So, sucks to suck.

Your Patriot Comrade,

Willa

Hamilton would approve

reject fourth of july

embrace death date of thomas jeffershit, james asshole, and james monhoe

Watch "Eton Style (Gangnam Style Parody) - (강남스타일) M/V" on YouTube

British humour is my favourite. Love the Tongue in cheek n self awareness n utter ridiculousness of this video. Really it's just kids having silly fun...🙂🧐

I remember when my school did their own version of this, actually it might of been the Harlem Shake and it was definitely not so posh.. Ok it wasn't at all posh, they also did a bunch of planking too...

About the Robert Troup thing…

Sure, “friends.”

there's a disturbing and horrifying lack of aaron burr content in this fandom. so here's an itemized list of thirty years of burr doing random things:

got attacked by bedbugs and then slept on the floor

bought a coconut for $40

set himself on fire with gunpowder

and then did it again

and then did it again

lost his umbrella like 5 times and lamented in his diary about it

helped maria reynolds divorce her husband

helped lots of other women escape their abusive relationships

adopted a boy he'd freed from slavery and raised him as his own

supported feminism and wanted women to be able to vote

had sex with jeremy bentham

and maybe robert troup

wrote his daughter about this gay sex

for some reason theodosia was completely fine with it

which disturbs me but ok

you can only reblog this today

Tench Tilghman.

Reblog if you're not straight, I want some notes

Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink