I Completely Flooded The Back Of House Today And Everyone Failed To React Like A Human. The Person Who

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

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4 weeks ago

releases my creations into the wild

Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
10 months ago
Quintuple Decker

quintuple decker

9 months ago
True Wisdom From The New Rodya Id 🙏

true wisdom from the new rodya id 🙏

10 months ago
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots
Some Trod Au Doots

some trod au doots

Sibling competition except it's Leshy proving he has more rizz than Narinder (they are both horrifically incompetent)

10 months ago
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-
So I Have This Headcanon-

So I have this headcanon-

Based off his dialogue "Those foolish Bishops thought they could keep you from me in death. But instead they sent you straight to me." in the start of the game, and since there's no other lambs for him to use thus making OUR Lamb the last of their kind; the Bishops were doing something to prevent any lambs from going to him in death, perhaps consuming their souls (in the same way they consume follower's souls when transforming into their Eldritch forms)

Which means our Lamb's arrival was either an accident or intentional, and since Shamura already has shown to have a soft spot for Narinder, including sending him Aym and Baal so he's not lonley, and also the state of their mind at the time...I don't think it's too unlilkey that maybe it's Shamura's fault the Lamb was sent to The One Who Waits.

1 year ago
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "We have decided to cancel today's abnormality talent show after every single abnormality wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "if anyone sees an abnormality in like a random place let us know haha"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "hey is anyone a lawyer haha"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "Hi thid is nothign tehre. I lenaring ti tipe Nd spell"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "Please do not try to befriend the abnormalities. Emotionally they take much more than they give"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "wow an abnormality just tried to eat me. clerks i can understand but agents should be off limits"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "We mostly tweet about the ALEPHs and the ZAYINs because we don't know what the other ones are called"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "In a sense none of our abnormalities have ever "breached" because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart" followed by a reply from the same account that reads "but yeah like eighteen to nineteen abnormalities are currently loose"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "accidents happen all the time chill out"
A fake tweet from the fake Twitter account Lobotomy Corporation Updates @NewLCorp that reads "the abnormalities have unionized"

lobcorp memes taken from that jurassic park parody account. i spent over an hour making these so i hope y'all enjoy my efforts

9 months ago
YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

1 month ago

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

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