Woke Up Today And Realized That Tumblr Entirely Killed Fuck Ya Life Bing Bong So Here Ya Go Again

looks exactly the same as when my wife brings me a little treat home from the store

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

I tried so hard and I got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

Context: the entire party was basically just put in a saw trap illusionscape thing by an evil archfae, everybody but the monk died in a game of hide and seek after going through a lot of other physical/psychological trauma. long story short, the session was intense. said archfae gave the monk a wish for winning the hide and seek game, and he was trying to convince her to undo everything she just did with the wish after explaining that games aren’t fun when not everybody is playing.

DM: Ok, now roll persuasion. 

Monk, who has a -1, ooc: Ah, my strong suit. 

Monk ooc, angirly: NAT FUCKIN ONE- *audiable desk slam* AFTER ALL THAT- 

*long pause paired with the sound of people’s mics clipping as the entire table made misc sounds of distress*

DM: *world’s most pained sigh* With advantage. 

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

he escaped into the real world…..

New Gregor experience

roblox bingo brings out the worst in people

I love how ambiguous Rimworld's setting is. It presents itself as realistic science-fiction in the style of Dune except with a noticeable "Wild West" vibe in the setting of a lawless land and a small, struggling colony on the frontier. Yet it still makes room for vampires, zombies, genetic abominations, rogue killer robots, insects engineered only for war, tribals, ultratech civilizations, spacers, eldritch horrors, wizards, psychics, techno-feudal dynasties, plant-killer weaponry, and Machine Gods. How? How is this all possible without some kind of magic involved?

Absolutely everything strange in the Rimworld universe can be A) attributed to the Archotechs, B) attributed to mechanites, or C) both. It's not like other science-fiction.