Tufnutplays - Tufnut, Terminally Online

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two elden ring messages in succession in front of a giant pillar

check out this periodic table

I tried so hard and I got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

Context: the entire party was basically just put in a saw trap illusionscape thing by an evil archfae, everybody but the monk died in a game of hide and seek after going through a lot of other physical/psychological trauma. long story short, the session was intense. said archfae gave the monk a wish for winning the hide and seek game, and he was trying to convince her to undo everything she just did with the wish after explaining that games aren’t fun when not everybody is playing.

DM: Ok, now roll persuasion. 

Monk, who has a -1, ooc: Ah, my strong suit. 

Monk ooc, angirly: NAT FUCKIN ONE- *audiable desk slam* AFTER ALL THAT- 

*long pause paired with the sound of people’s mics clipping as the entire table made misc sounds of distress*

DM: *world’s most pained sigh* With advantage. 

POV: You're a newly appointed guide for the next sucker who got stuck in a timeloop, and it's not the person you expected I'm obviously biased with these fics, but come on how can you not laugh at Mx "I was ready to mock myself but now I have to be the Researcher's emotional support star" and Miss "I don't have issues, YOU have issues! AND FOR GEMS SAKE, SIFFRIN PLEASE STOP DYING!!!" being stuck in time-loop hell together?

Also Squirrels! We've got squirrels too, folks!

I think I just met the main character. this luciferium-powered genetic supersoldier fell from the sky (space battle crash landing), tended his own wounds without medicine, and limped south with a purpose—despite debilitating pain.

I hope if we ever cross paths again, Kulek, it’s on the same side.

i decided to use a piece of a discord chat and one of the unused siffrin sprites. just because

spoilers for act 5 below the cut ‼️

part 98 <- || part 99 || -> part 100

you are the weakest twink goodbye