Two Elden Ring Messages In Succession In Front Of A Giant Pillar

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

check out this periodic table

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

dropped out of kill myself university to go find a fishing boat crewman apprenticeship cause noose 101 made me realise knot tying comes natural to me

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

has this been done before