This Episode Was The Second Pilot And So They Didnt Have All The Details Down Yet, But This Line Is Still

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

the five of wands may be one of the unluckiest tarot cards, the epitome of conflict and strife. five is the number of adversity, sudden change or loss, and conflict. the wands are associated with fire, the element of creativity but also passion and aggression.

you hide in your fragile castle, trying in vain to avoid the problems that you created; you’ve made your bed, though, and now it’s time to lie in it.

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Opal and glass gold-mounted pendant by René Lalique, c. 1900.

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

Happy First day of spring!

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

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