Breakfast in bed
This one is Astarion heavy because he's a little shit and a menace (affectionate).
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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so i made these before i knew the site would be making NFTs, but since they’re already done i figured i might as well share them <3
dnd paladin character concept: a knight raised alongside a magic user, who loves his friend, considers them family — but the magic user through a twist of fate ascends to godhood, vanishing from normal human life. so the knight swears fealty to the fledgling god so he can have some connection to them even still & the god who loves him dearly in return blesses him with gifts and divine powers as a way to reach back toward him, back toward earth. this paladin’s vows are easy to keep, like second nature… and prayer is both automatic and personal
I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
Warlock: You’ve been Pavlov-ing me. You’re only nice to me when I’m not killing people. Paladin: That’s also in line with, you know, basic morality, but sure we’ll stick with the psychology if it makes you feel better.
GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
Antarctic explorers’ drawings of penguins
Robert Falcon Scott. Hilarious. 7/10 for the first one because he is so friendly, 5/10 for the second.
Ernest Shackleton. What an angular & compact little guy. 5/10
Edward Adrian Wilson. Shut the fuck up Bill, we know you’re an incredible artist. 10/10, obviously
George Marston. I mean that’s a solid penguin right there. 8/10
Frank Worsley. Oh Wuzzles…..the composition of this is stellar. Wuzzpeng you will always be famous 9/10.
Apsley Cherry-Garrard. The cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, every time I lay eyes on it I tear up. I fully acknowledge my bias but 11/10.
The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant
Main for @treflev because we know tumblr hates sideblogs yet I still messed up
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