Dnd Paladin Character Concept: A Knight Raised Alongside A Magic User, Who Loves His Friend, Considers

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

they're like angels

dont make me tap the sign

the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

Let there be light

worrying is like worshipping the problem

ianthe is the funniest character in tlt for taking one look at harrow’s whole Deal and immediately going ‘nothing has ever been more attractive to me than this’ 

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

how’s that house that raised you?