Odysseus Absolutely Does Present A Threat To Penelope If He Perceives Her As At All Unfaithful, And I

cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

Everyone say thank you Wild life for giving us the following:

Scaridarity

Scarian divorce (and marriage again)

Grumbo marriage

Widow Grian

Scott x BigB as creaking

Scarlet Pearl

Seablings team

Dogwarts reunion

BigB being unsettling

Tango hitting his breaking point and going feral

Jimmy’s canary curse confirmed to be broken

The four Gs (gaslight gatekeep girlboss girldad)

Actually it’s 5 now since Etho is their ally so add grandpa

Jimmy escaped that coal mine but Mumbo fucking didn’t

Snail thought experiment gone wrong

stop ignoring yourself. fix your posture, get a new hair cut, do your nails, take care of your skin, brush your teeth, drink water, eat foods that give you energy. get strong, stop looking sloppy. when you feel good, you do good. invest in yourself.

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

old gods are waking