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Sifo-Dyas was originally supposed to be a fake Jedi Sidious made up called Sido-Dyas, until George made a typo and decided he liked that better. Anyway new hilarious AU idea where Palpatine is trying to come up with a fake Jedi name to give to the Kaminoans and he ends up choosing "Sifo-Dyas" without realizing that's already the name of a real Jedi who exists and then when Obi-Wan gets to Kamino he's like "hey Master Sifo-Dyas did someone steal your identity or"

This is so hilarious, K. :D It's also kind of funny to imagine Sidious, master of secrets and double lives, trying to come up with an alias for his alias and getting just as far as a name that's basically exactly just "Siddy - us" with a Star Warsy dash. Great job, Palps, no notes.

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

okay sooooo

am I the only one who actually prefers the lore that says that Jedi collect their crystals and then meditate with them and that's what gives the crystal it's colour??? (i certainly hope not)

i know it's a thing in the comic books where characters just pick out a crystal with the color already ingrained into it and there's nothing more to it but I feel like half the reason lightsabers are cool to me is because they actually tell you something about the user, they tell you their preferences in combat, how they view the force and sometimes even how deadly they can be

do I wanna believe mace windu just found a purple crystal or do I wanna believe he got this rare color because he uses dark side tactics but has the ability not to be blinded by them?

the first time I saw Anakin's lightsaber was blue I thought it was very telling about who he was and I believe that it was actually the first hint to his dark tactics and eventually his fall to the sith (even if it was by accident this is my interpretation).

how could the chosen one, the person with the most midi-chlorians, a person who has incredible force potential, uses a blue lightsaber instead of a green one? it is so accurate to his character because blue means you prefer using your saber to using the force in combat, they're also usually the first to pull them out and the ones to do it without hesitating to anyone anywhere.

i just thought it was perfect, that paired with an aggressive style, it was right under their noses

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Can confirm it is somewhat technically possible

Is it possible for somebody to fit inside a guitar case?