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Astronaut tweets

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

Beware!

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Insults (Fantasy Edition)

They're as useful as a wet blanket in the middle of winter

I could talk to my horse and have a better conversation

She did love her family, but she'd rather have an ocean between her and them.

He was the kind of man to stumble across rational thought quite by accident and dismiss it as absurd

'Quite frankly, I'd rather eat Hemlock.'

I know the gods do not exist, because if they did, they would've struck you down by now.

Well, you're clearly got some troll ancestry.

That's probably the wisest thing you've ever said and yet still you are wrong.

Do you just sit there all day and hope some sort of sentient through floats in your direction

She was tolerable. From a distance.

They were often wrong but never in doubt.

Since you all seem to favor the angst, have a little preview of my latest 2 am doodle spree.

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

waking up at 5 am to see that yep, Sifo-Dyas is mentioned on the character list in the Living Force, but all I can think about is that his last transmission to the Temple (his confession about the clones, his last words) has been hanging out in canon from a YA novel that came out in 2019 and I didn't know until last night (Thank you @dapurinthos for letting me know about this and for my resulting emotional breakdown)

"Come find me!" 😭😭😭😭😭