Look At My Lawyer Dawgggggg I'm Goin To Jail 😭😭

we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler

being a rock enjoyer is actually so terrifying like i was in the car with my dad a while ago and ke kept putting on metal and rock songs that i liked and i got so scared i started listening to lady gaga on my phone

man what was i on

the trial by pink floyd is soooo good it truly feels like roger waters is coming inside my body

the sweating bullets music video is so goddamn funny to me because i cant tell if mustaine and co. are intentionally taking the piss out of themselves or its a genuine, unironic attempt at the whole “look at me, im craaazyyy and insaaaane!” type of edginess

if roger waters dropped dead this instant do you think that’s be fucked up or what

King Crimson - The Noise: Live at Fréjus

guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen