Ford Knows Exactly What To Do When Bill’s Freaking Out :D

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see, the thing is, I DO LISTEN TO LANA DEL RAY (i love the song diet mountain dew so much you have no idea) 😭😭😭😭😭😭

No but i agree with the kid >:) /hj

Dont you love when people randomly tell you "oh you look like you listen to Lana Del Ray" and walk off leaving you confused as to how they know? Me neither

one time someones kid came up to me and told me I look like I listen to Billie Elish. I went and listened to a lot of her songs and their not all that bad

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

he doesn’t like to share

they can’t afford a perm LMAO I’d do it for them but I don’t have the materials :(

todays photo day and I just straightened my friends hair in the middle of class (I had to repeat grade 12 another year cause I failed math :>)

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better than me, man! i barely finished the ninth grade. you should tell your friend that perms are way more in style, by the way.

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cutely now gets paranoid because my throat almost always hurts (it’s from smoking I think)

this is super personal and kinda gross

cw: tonsil stones??

a couple years back i kept waking up with throat pain on one side of my throat and i was like wtf wtvr im just sick. but it was like a month into this pain so i was like imma j look this up. and a lot of results said “tonsil stones” and that u can check for them w a q-tip so i did that. omfg. so. fucking. many. it took me two days to get them all. there mustve been a hundred and i had to remove each and every one of them, large or small. it was actually so like scary doing that bc omg im sitting there for an hour gagging up tonsil stones and removing them w a q tip b4 i swallow them on accident. i would actually be so paranoid that i have them again. if i woke up (usually middle of the night idk why) and my throat was even slightly hurting id spring out of bed and check. and its weird bc i have like good oral hygiene. never had a cavity or anything like that and always brush n floss. so i j went the extra mile and did a bunch of extra stuff like gargling w salt water

and it worked i didnt get them again!!

2 years later i keep waking up w one side of my throat sore. so i grab a shit ton of q tips and check out my tonsils. not a lot, thankfully, but omg im so fucking annoyed. it actually is a nuisance on my life and it hurts.

ok thats all bye. super gross ik. i think i j have deep tonsils so they can get stuck easier. that shits like a cavern. and only on one side which is weird, but ive checked and the other side is way shallowrr than my other side that gets them