He Doesn’t Like To Share

I think he might like bees... not totally sure tho

I took like.. 23 antidepressants (sob)

Splooge I’m in the hospital AGAIN

omg why??

GIGGLING YES I KNOW I REBLOGGED 3 SIFFERENT TIME IL THIS SM OMG ILY ALEX HIRSH THIS IS SO SILLY I ACTUALLY DREW THIS ON MY POOKIES DRAWINH IPAD AND HAD ARROWS POINTING TO THE FAKE WITH ANNOYING AND GROSS AND STUFF AT THE END IT MIGHT NOT MAKE SENCE I, SORRY

THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY

LMAOOOOO THATS SO ME THO

pookie I’m sobbing one of my friends just showed me something I never thought they would be into lmaooo

my friends do this all the time, its a reoccurring canon event

we’ll be hanging out and they casually just tell me the kinkiest shit ever that they did on a random tuesday afternoon and im just sittin there like

:D

I have a duck stuffy named Josh

aw man, i love him!

don’t tell anybody, but i’ve still got one too :)

on one hand, I don’t think Bill is all that particularly interested in sex or any of that nasty human goop stuff. On the other hand, the sentence “he fucked that triangle” is so objectively hilarious that I’m nonetheless taking every chance I have to say it. He fucked that triangle hell yeah

OKAY BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

I’d smash this version of her. I would be on my knees and fucking shine her shoes. She wants me to do something? Yes mommy I mean yes mommy I mean yes mommy I mean yes Jane :b

Sooo, I think Jane is very, very tall and strong. I love the idea that most characters would be absolutely flabbergasted by her height when they first meet her, Jeff included. So imagine when she also wears heels along with that. She wouldn't be able to take him on otherwise. And is the only girl that can beat his ass and withstand most attacks:

This is a very quick comic because I had to get the idea out. I might re-render some of it at some point, but this is it for now : )

SOBBING I LOVE THIS

The sweater duo bonding time!

i called this and its exactly what youd expect. so fun oh my god

Comfort drabble with Masky/Tim

AN: This one goes out to my babygirls with seasonal depression and everyone struggling rn

Tags/warning: Talk of not eating, Tim smokes a cig BOOOO, depression, the usual rock bottom type shit, hurt/comfort, fluff, gn!reader

Word count: 519

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