Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

...you guys she cheated on me.

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Pausing my Walmart candy aisle shopping spree for this but

I just heard this lady in the next aisle over describing gay people to her companion and she said they had "a stellar appetite for other men" and I find that hilarious because it implies one of the following:

A- She doesn't much care for heterosexual men.

B- She thinks gay men are cannibals.

Or C- She just thinks men are yummy?

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.