Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

Just me being a girlie for the fellow writers

I have compiled a list of random tics if your characters are feeling too stiff on the page, free to use for everybody:

Using your pointer finger nail to pick at the side of your thumb

Rotating the opposite ankle as your dominant hand

Matching your breathing to the beat of a song you like

Tapping the toes, to a beat or just for funsies

Biting at the inside of your lips

Tracing words on your thigh or wrist

Tapping out your heartbeat on any reachable surface

Enjoy!!!

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Pausing my Walmart candy aisle shopping spree for this but

I just heard this lady in the next aisle over describing gay people to her companion and she said they had "a stellar appetite for other men" and I find that hilarious because it implies one of the following:

A- She doesn't much care for heterosexual men.

B- She thinks gay men are cannibals.

Or C- She just thinks men are yummy?

What writers say: I just finished my first draft!

What writers mean: I've re-written this cursed book 20 times. It's a mess, but The Muse has deserted me and Brain.exe has stopped working. I can't even look at it anymore. It's traumatizing me. I need cocoa and a pillow.

Me for Sir Pentious and Castiel.

My wish for all my favorite characters

I love miso soup. Unrelated, I also hate women!

Chaotic neutral

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see