I just heard this lady in the next aisle over describing gay people to her companion and she said they had "a stellar appetite for other men" and I find that hilarious because it implies one of the following:
A- She doesn't much care for heterosexual men.
B- She thinks gay men are cannibals.
Or C- She just thinks men are yummy?
"...trust you anymore."
"...believe you sometimes."
"...stop thinking about you."
"...think straight."
"...be with you right now."
"...see where the problem is."
"...go on like this."
"...seem to understand you."
"...figure it out."
"...be who you need."
"...promise you that."
"...love you."
"...win."
"...stay."
"...leave you here."
"...listen to you anymore."
"...see the issue."
"...fail again."
"...explain it."
"...talk right now."
"...imagine myself without you."
"...do this anymore."
"...be with you tight now."
"...lose you again."
"...believe another word you say."
I bet yall didn't know that cats think of cleaning another animal as a sign of dominance and bunnies think of being cleaned as a sign of dominance so they both think they're in charge here lol
(If you already knew this please don't tell me I want to pretend I know things.)
You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨
Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!
I do my best writing when I’m sleep deprived.
That one Bluey episode with the instrumental version of the choral part from "Homewardbound." The one where Bingo is dreaming about space. I think about that one a lot. I think about Bluey a lot, to be honest.
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Just your average queer writer, obsessed with a myriad of random BS that won't give me anything but amusement and happiness in life. 19, Minors please DNI.
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