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Fran Lebowitz on writing

WHY are titles so hard what the fuck man

You know what? The Loki fandom scares me. Why? Because half of the shit I've seen is agonizingly beautiful analyses of the episodes, movies, and mythology, but the other half? All these horny ass mfs debating how to remove Loki's leather outfit with their gotdamn teeth. Shit is WILD.

edit: you guys I'm not actually hating I'm in the Loki fandom- (I will not be specifying which half.)

flirty or threatening? dialogue prompts

@celestialwrites for more!!

“good god, you are a pain.” “then why are you even here?” “maybe i’m a masochist.”

“say that again i dare you.” “what are you going to do about it if i do?”

“your existence unnerves me.” “aw, i’m flattered.”

“hi honey.” “don’t honey me, you just threw a book at me!”

“huh, you know when you’re not scowling at me your eyes look a little more blue than green.”

“what if one day you wandered off a cliff?” “would you join me?”

“sometimes i feel like you want to get hit.” “by you? most certainly.”

“miss me?” “i had wondered where my headache went.”

“you are certainly interesting.” “is that a compliment or are you making fun of me?” “yes.”

“i’m not docile by any means.” “i’ve noticed, i notice everything about you.”

“i need help to bury a body.” “and you thought of me? aw.” “actually, i’m the only one that would miss you if you went to prison.” “you’d miss me?”

“i hate you!” “as long as you feel something towards me.”

“watch it!” “it’s cute how easy i can rile you up.”

“do you truly hate me?” “i wish that was possible.”

REBLOG TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WRITERS!!<3

why do i write? to inflict pain. on who? myself.

I... wow, okay 😭

“Why do you write so much angst?” Because happiness is temporary, but emotional devastation is forever.

Thinking back to one time in my fine arts high school when I deadass wrote “wut r wurds” on a piece of paper and turned it in. Shit was wild.

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier