WHY Are Titles So Hard What The Fuck Man

inspired by a friend misspeaking

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

the difference between good writing and great writing is how many times you’re willing to rewrite the same sentence until it sounds less like wattpad and more like pride and prejudice.

I feel the intense need to say that anyone who ever wants to be my best friend just needs to watch a few movies and hyperfixate on them with me n like. we're bonded for life.

The few movies in question: Society of the Snow, Nimona, Prince of Egypt, Phantom of the Opera, and RENT. Literally, that's it.

I bet yall didn't know that cats think of cleaning another animal as a sign of dominance and bunnies think of being cleaned as a sign of dominance so they both think they're in charge here lol

(If you already knew this please don't tell me I want to pretend I know things.)