Flirty Or Threatening? Dialogue Prompts

...ouch 💀

Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg

The writing:

LMAOOOOOOOO

no seriously the accuracy hurts.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

You guys I hate writing because what comes spilling from the ink that I fought for with my BLOOD AND TEARS is either

"His breath pushes past his lips, cascading in a feather-soft free fall towards what could be, landing just short of 'I love you' and 'please stay' and 'you haven't even left yet but I already miss your laugh' but it's only ever that: just a breath. Nothing more than a sigh, or an exhale."

or it's some fuckass shit like

"Well God could suck it, fuck her backwards over a squeaky table, and impregnate her with Jesus 2.0 before she ever made a decision for herself."

AND THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. SEND HELP.

can we please bring this real asf veggietales fact tweet back in 2025

help help help

how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour