Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

Me next!!! I can tell you how to hide a body with a concerning level of detail but can't find the correct synonym for "walk" until I consult google for two straight hours :D

Tell me you are a writer without telling you are a writer.

I'll go first

I have 1000s of pinterest boards that all start with a "project something" as title.

Writing is so much easier when you actually write

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

slides into your tumblr. hey writers. take this shitty meme I spent 3 minutes on instead of writing.

Switching between these every day

Tumblr thought continued, I was doing my weekly blog trim because I reblog way too many things and I regret nothing, and I noticed that I can't see how many people have seen my posts. I can only see who left a positive mark (a like or a reblog or something) and that makes my heart happy. I love tumblr.

Random tumblr thought

You guys know what I love about tumblr? The fact that there's no dislike button. There's an option to like a post if it makes you giggle. There's a button to reblog a post if it's cute or funny in a way that you want it representing you on your blog. There's an option to unlike a post if you've growm past liking it. There's a way to delete posts if you don't want them representing your blog anymore. You can blaze shit now... whatever the actual hell that means.

There are all of these options for helping content grow and keeping things around that bring you joy, but there's no dislike button. There's no thumbs down, because tumblr understands that the true opposite if love is indifference. If I don't like a post on my dash (I normally do because it's like 70% nondelphic posts at all times but that's not the point) I scroll past it. If a post or user makes me uncomfortable, I just hit the block button. No comfrontation or negativity required. And I just think that's nifty.

I just really love the tumblr app and community for that quality, how I rarely ever see any true negativity going around towards other members or content.

All right, that's it thanks for coming to my ted talk guys.

stop asking “is this good?” and start asking “did it cause emotional damage?” that’s how you know.

these two freaks are gonna meet each other I'm not ready

You guys I hate writing because what comes spilling from the ink that I fought for with my BLOOD AND TEARS is either

"His breath pushes past his lips, cascading in a feather-soft free fall towards what could be, landing just short of 'I love you' and 'please stay' and 'you haven't even left yet but I already miss your laugh' but it's only ever that: just a breath. Nothing more than a sigh, or an exhale."

or it's some fuckass shit like

"Well God could suck it, fuck her backwards over a squeaky table, and impregnate her with Jesus 2.0 before she ever made a decision for herself."

AND THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. SEND HELP.