Stop Asking “is This Good?” And Start Asking “did It Cause Emotional Damage?” That’s How You

WARNING!

Report sightings of anyone whose smile seems too big for their face. Anyone who seems too friendly and happy to meet you. This could be a sign that the metaphysical cult known as 'The Grin' has infested them. Most of all, do not take their hand. If all else fails, run.

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

You guys lemme just tell you that my ex girlfriend who cheated on me like three years ago just texted me out of nowhere yesterday and said "hey we're learning about mutually assured destruction in our senior year high school class and just wanted to say that's what being in a relationship with you felt like" and I was emotionally destroyed but damn that was a good one. Will probably use it on someone else later.

...never before has my ADHD, creative writer by day, professional procrastinator by day AND night ass ever felt so attacked by something I 10,000% agree with.

You guys can we please bring back words like tis and whilst? I would literally marry someone who uses those words regularly???

if i ever tell you about my past, it's not for you to feel sorry for me, but for you to understand why i am the way i am

Did you write today? No? Okay, not a problem. Just open a doc and write a sentence. One sentence, that’s it. Just one. One, dude, just one. I know you can do it. One. One sentence. Just one.