Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

You know what? The Loki fandom scares me. Why? Because half of the shit I've seen is agonizingly beautiful analyses of the episodes, movies, and mythology, but the other half? All these horny ass mfs debating how to remove Loki's leather outfit with their gotdamn teeth. Shit is WILD.

edit: you guys I'm not actually hating I'm in the Loki fandom- (I will not be specifying which half.)

I love miso soup. Unrelated, I also hate women!

Confession time...

I went to see Wicked with my nieces last weekend, and I was genuinely upset and personally hurt that Elphaba and Galinda were not, in fact, lesbians who were deeply, secretly in love with each other and Fiyero (however tf you spell it) was not their gay best friend forever and ever, not take backsies. Because all of the screenshots I've ever seen from stage performances really do make it look like it...

Being an awkward romantic like:

If you don't confess your love to me in the pouring rain where the water runs down your face like tears and your hair is messed up in the sexy way and you're avoiding eye contact out of fear of rejection and my makeup is miraculously perfect after saving me from my loveless abusive relationship when you've been watching me be with that person for three years seven months and six days while pining for me all that time then what are you even doing besides wasting my time and yours

BUT

if you say anything even remotely sappy to me besides telling me that my outfit is hot or try to make me hold eye contact with you while you satisfy my soul deep need for validation I will hit you in the ballsack with a chair calculated by the force of my embarrassment and rage condensed into the state of a collapsing neutron star in the vacuum of deep space so don't even fucking try me

I... wow, okay 😭

“Why do you write so much angst?” Because happiness is temporary, but emotional devastation is forever.

these damn homosexuals capturing my heart with beautiful fanart that is so beautiful and makes me tear up istg

Right next to each other in the feed 😂 (there was an ad right in between unfortunately tho)