Myg At Home Headcanon

can you give us more thoughts about domestic yoongles? the taemin's one (wich I love) just made me miss the cat boy so much ;o;

i have a phd in househusband yoongi so let me fire out some ideas for ya.

myg at home headcanon

🐱 word count. 1.9k | fluff, slice of life, slight nsfw mentions, x reader, bullet points

The doorbell sound is a recording of Yoongi imitating a doorbell. He’s such a meme. Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Seemingly, he teaches himself a new recipe every week. To perfection. Yoongi is very particular about sticking to the recipe and wielding his kitchen tools in the right way. He collects knives, olive oil, and still hates cutting onions.

He separates sleep time, work time, and couple time as the holy trinity. For each, he switches his mood.

Blushes easily no matter for how long you’ve been together.

Establishes his own radio show where he DJs at one point.

Yoongi keeps an extreme track on the garbage schedule. He knows exactly what is due when. Separating the trash is a must. That includes sorting out fake friends trying to get between your relationship. Your social circle as a couple is extremely deliberate.

Yoongi deems himself a terrible host for guests. Unless Hoseok is there to drag him out, it's true he rather stays in the kitchen or at the barbecue preparing the menu courses rather than making small talk. He leaves the hospitality bits to you, however you want to go about it.

What he lacks in conversing with guests, he makes up in bed, God is absolutely fair.

He sings and hums pretty often and has his own vernacular of extraterrestrial uwu noises. It's an alphabet that you have to yet decipher but it's incredibly cute.

Self-made paintings everywhere around his house.

Yoongi hasn't gone clubbing since grammar school. The most he does is going to a restaurant at lunch with very close friends. And always in a work context. His private life is so secluded from everything else and paparazzi just don't spot him anywhere, Dispatch thinks he must live abroad.

Very well, he does consider his big ole house a separate country. It's a living organism with a studio, gym, trophy room, small-size basketball court, and vastly equipped kitchen. A home theater as well, he likes American movies (like Inception) and Korean action genres, and you can stream whatever you fancy in there whenever you like.

Yes, he has underwear with cute little bears on.

There's even a little pond in the backyard. Yoongi, Pisces he is, likes fishes after all. Sometimes he sits at the edge of the 'Little Ole Min Lake (LOML)' and stares into the water for literal hours with his chin parked on his palm.

His fridge is so high-tech and futuristic, even Yoongi is rendered clueless by its AI sometimes. The washing machine, too.

Yoongi watches RuPaul’s drag race. What did you expect? He finds it so humorous.

Owns lord knows how many comic collections.

Favorite holiday destination: New York.

Christmas is basically 50% you unveiling new music equipment to him in the garage and Yoongi almost fainting at the sexiness of it. The other 50% is spent holding hands and orgasm after orgasm until the new year since you loose track of time.

Goes on long rants why he’d marry you again every weekend.

Making you presents is his specialty. Always accompanied with a hand-written note. He writes a lot of things by hand for you in general. Texting, basically never. Always on paper.

No sex without a blanket and socks on. Yoongi gets cold very very easily and just doesn’t like showing skin. You buy him a heated blanket for his birthday, he even uses it in his studio chair.

Chronically addicted to making out.

Matching black outfits and glasses.

Laughs at even your worst jokes or phrases you didn’t expect you even uttered.

Yoongi owns the phoniest, most secretive-looking black car ever and nobody knows about it. Even he forgets he owns it, in fact he genuinely acts like it just doesn’t exist. Hilarious. And that guy has a level 1 Korean driver's license. Which allows him to drive trailers and busses and fucking trucks, and construction machines, let that sink in.

It's really a genius curse. Yoongi being put to the test will always deliver but he won't choose to execute his full skillset if he doesn't have to. Well, pragmatic. He's not as phony as he thinks he is, which is even more hilarious.

He uses that behemoth of a car so scarcely because he'd rather have things delivered to his doorstep and he's stingy with gas. Also, he doesn't like traffic and driving because of the traumatic shoulder accident and his tendency to space out. Translation: You drive that thing... that monster... it really is an impressive, fast, and scary machine.

If someone devious ever even remotely manages to invade his privacy and get past the doubly-installed security system, he has enough money to deal with it no matter what.

If it concerns your privacy, he's a red belt. And owns Jin's number if a taekwondo master is required. Jimin's if it needs someone with kendo skills.

If Yoongi needs someone to go on a complete rampage, Jungkook lives just down the block. He can sprint to Yoongi's bunker I mean mansion within 45 seconds. 30 if it's very urgent. 20 if the reward is an instant ramen splurge with Yoongi's black card.

He has a sexy, glamorous sword collection hanging on the living room wall anyways, so. Who the hell is dumb enough to mess with him and his expensive lawyer in the first place.

But just in case, who knows... Yoongi settles matters shruggingly, anonymously, and with cash and he's too exhausted for violence, but don't underestimate his deter-min-ation and network for emergencies. Also, he is Agust D after all.

He will bonk a naughty burglar or kidnapper across the head with a wooden cooking spoon or take him down by throwing a basketball if the situation requires it. Damn, his reflexes are so fast, a feral cat in motion. So, lean back and sip on your drink of choice. Things are cared for.

If Yoongi is the one being kidnapped or a highly skilled stalker invades the property at night when he's fast asleep (nothing can wake this man during certain hours, strong REM right here): Don't forget that honeyboy is a Dodgers fan. There are signed baseball bats everywhere in this damn house.

In that sense, your parents visiting you here for the first time thought you were an undercover thug couple. Not to worry mom and dad, you both just like sports very much okay.

Yoongi walks around in all black clothes and the rooms are all seemingly dark. Even if you live together, you don't know his skin care routine. It's clear to you he's some sort of vampire.

Since Yoongi always forgets to remove his makeup, you made it a habit to wipe it down when he's about to pass out. He won't lie, he enjoys that kind of affection.

Holly is your resident child. You're essentially a family.

He insists to tackle this by himself, Yoongi sees his therapist monthly. Not shifting responsibility is something he's stubborn about and he pours his emotions into writing. You will do conversation about deeper stuff, but he says it's mostly up to him and his own mind. He dislikes burdening you or opening up too much and it's something to respect rather than force him about. If he wants to share a thought, he will. It doesn’t mean he can’t trust you or sucks at communicating (we know that he’s direct). Yoongi simply can’t put that much pain in such few words nor should you alleviate it for him.

Calls from the manager faze Yoongi as much as Jimin is bothered by gravity. If he’s busy kissing your body slow mo, who the hell dares to disturb his worship.

This man had so many let-downs and interpersonal catastrophes in his life, he's super discerning with people. Because he rolls that way, during their first meeting Yoongi uses his psychology certificate on your friends. You see him squint at them, he listens very closely. After they pass the vibe check aka meow radar, he befriends them, too.

Yoongi doodles Grammy trophies everywhere to manifest them.

Yoongi shaves his legs.

All the sex toys he’s ever bought are black. Gotta vibe in style.

He spends ridiculous amounts of time in the studio but he's yours for the remainder of the night, breakfast, and he makes a lavish lunch and dinner.

Um, consider his head parked between your legs. The Hongkong line was not a joke.

Doesn’t mind you squishing his cheeks whenever and for how long you like.

Every other weekend he gets flowers, vouchers, and gifts — not because of fans, they don’t know where his house is, but because he donates so much.

Namjoon often drops by and cleanses the area with his crystals.

Yoongi is a photography major so you can ask him to take professional, ceiling-high black and white shots of you.

Feeding each other food lovingly. Man, this guy got lips.

He set up a library just for you, in the exact historical aesthetic you like the most. Send him the link to any book you want, it's basically in the online shopping cart already. As I said, he wants to make you presents like every week.

Sometimes he sits on the other end studying English videos and vocab while you read. And yes, he's already 95% fluent but pretends being merely intermediate. He knows technical terms even native speakers have never heard of.

He collects pajamas and earrings.

Swears on the phone.

Namjoon being the horniest member is a cover-up story. Yoongi masturbates almost unreasonable amounts of times, by himself and in your arms when going to bed. Not gonna lie, it’s a sight to see his hands at work. He’s almost equally obsessed with fingering you once you ask him.

Yoongi was the one asking you to move in and almost had a nervous meltdown before meeting up with you to tell you just that.

He’s the little spoon and of course a sleeping burrito to hold tight.

Finds you equally attractive in any state or styling. Yoongi practices what he preaches, he always reacts the same and says the same.

Jams out to outrageous beats Namjoon sends him by dancing in the studio. You walk in on him every time. Was embarrassed at first, now you dance along.

Has bought you a life-sized Yoongi pillow and customized you a giant Shooky to hug when he’s not at home over night.

Owned a wine cellar until he quit drinking. Turned it into a piano room instead.

Only you know Yoongi has a serpent and dagger tattoo.

Scrubs the bathroom religiously.

The house smells like restaurant food and his extravagant perfumes half of the time.

Sometimes he has to remind himself he’s married to you and not his coffee machine. He shall be forgiven. You can’t complain that he doesn’t love you enough, nor is he ever not adorable when drinking his latte.

Never wears short sleeves. It can be scorching and he’ll wear a jacket.

Tell him and the cap stays on during sex.

He grows his hair out and puts it in a low bun. The bangs remain.

Yoongi has installed the most fire-proof building in the entire city it seems. That he wanted to be a firefighter when he was young definitely shows. Figures the house has to be protected from heat: His blasting studio music and Yoongi himself are just way too sizzling.

Still melts into a puddle when you kiss his nose.

Couple sunrise watching.

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Hey just wondering what reader would do if skz suffered from a subdrop?

of course i’m so so so sorry i’ve not been active i’ve just been struggling with things as of recent

Sub!StrayKids going into subdrop

genre: fluff/smut

warnings: explicit, subdrop

pairing: Sub!StrayKids x Dom!Reader

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Bangchan:

- You were using your strap on after a while because he has been busy and needed to destress

-you were going at it for not to long, both of you about to reach your first orgasm when you notice that Chan just doesn’t seem there as in aware that he’s being fucked

-you slow down now stopping which causes him to tune back into whats happening

-”Baby is everything ok? We can stop for tonight if you’re not feeling it” you say soothingly so he doesn’t panic but it seems to not work as he starts to move himself

-”N-no it its ok i can keep going i need this- you need to feel good i want-want you to feel good” he says getting worked up nearly crying as he tries to thrust back into the strap

-you gently grab his sides to slow his movements so he doesn’t hurt himself “Baby baby calm down it’s ok, baby stop a moment for me please, there you go now calm down and take a breath ok you’re working yourself up” you say now pulled out and the strap gone and you lie down next to him

-”I’m sorry i just want you to feel good cause i’m never here and i feel guilty cause you’re not getting any pleasure and-an-” “Channie, baby where are you getting that from, tonight was for you not me so baby there is no need to feel guilty... i think you’re still too stressed and tired for this tonight ok?’

-he nods now calmed down and snuggles into your chest sleep hitting him after the stressful day and what just happened

-”There we go now lets get to sleep and we can tackle this tomorrow...i love you Channie”

Hey Just Wondering What Reader Would Do If Skz Suffered From A Subdrop?

Minho:

-you were edging Minho after you found out from one of the members that he had been staying back after hours and practicing for hours after they all went home and was overworking himself

-Minho is laying on his back clutching the pillows and back arching with you resting on your elbow next to him reaching down edging his cock which is now red and solid

-”Is my little slut ready to cum now? Hmm do you think you deserve to cum after the stunts you’ve been pulling lately?” you say speeding up your hand and the second you see him tense all over you immediately let go and grab his cock again and slowly start pumping it

-His back arches and he grips your wrist you go to remove it before you hear “No! No mummy i’m sorry i-i didn’t mean to ple-ah! please i’m sorry mummy!”

-now you immediately notice something wrong in you years of dating Minho he has never ever called you mummy not once so you slow your pace to a stop and remove your hand placing it on his heaving tummy rubbing gently then turning to his face, eyes blown wide open as you have removed your hand

-’Baby boy whats your colour? Be honest” you say softly now bringing your hand to his cheek turning his head to you “red...i’m sorry mummy i didn’t tell you i ju-” “no baby you said red and called me mummy, you never do that, i think thats enough tonight unless you want to cum then we stop?” “no i don’t i’m too sensitive... i’m sorry i wanted to tell you but i couldn’t get the word out” “thats ok kitten i think we need a break right now ok you’re too worked up”

- you run him a bath and carry him to it and back to bed quickly falling asleep

Changbin:

-you were both feeling a bit frisky

-you were both in bed and you were hovering over Changbin and he easily slipped into subspace just from deeply making out and some touching here and there you had him like putty in your hands

-you kiss him deeply dominating the kiss his back arching as you slide your hand from his hip you starting to go under his t-shirt but before you can get far he has weakly gripped your wrist pulling it down slightly

-bearing in mind he’s in deep subspace but still aware enough to pull your hand away from his his t-shirt sent alarm bells off in your head

-you pul back slowly, him still reaching for your lips but you pull back wanting to tackle this “Baby boy whats wrong?” he looks at you dazed before his eyes start to water and he pulls his hand up to his face and his other to his stomach

-”baby, baby whats wrong you say leaning in close, your hand resting his arm thats clutching his stomach tubbing it gently

-”Do-do you think i’m fat?” this stops you completely, totally thrown off guard but you don’t stop long before you’re back and rubbing his arm and kissing his soft cheek his hand now gone “Of course not baby, what on earth made you think that? You’re stunning, not too heavy not too thin you’re perfect to me”

-his crying stops but his breathing is still a bit laboured “You sure cause stay have been saying i’ve gained too much weight and i can’t possibly be an idol” he says his eyes starting to water but you wipe them before they fall completely stunned at the words that came out of his mouth

-”Well they aren’t stay then and you are none of those things ok? You listen to me you are none of that, now you know what i think, i think we should order in pizza from your favourite since i know its been a while since you’ve indulged so i think you should treat yourself or in other ways i’ll treat you ok baby boy?”

-his eyes widen before he breaks out in a smile and nods wiping the remaining tears, you smile down at him and give him a deep kiss before starting to get up

Hyunjin:

-Hyunjin was riding you when you noticed his movements stopped

-”Hyunjinnie? Baby you there?” you say reaching up to his waist he looks so distant

-”Hyunjin i’m gonna lift you off ok baby?” you say hoping he at least hears you but you get no reply so you sit up and slowly grip his waist and lift him also pulling out getting a whine out of him

-you lay down cradling him in your arms for a couple minutes talking in his ear hoping to bring him back round when he suddenly grabs your arm tightly “I’m sorry that never happens” he says his voice dry you shush him and pull him closer if possible

-”It’s ok baby you just gave me a scare you tuned out for a while...do you wanna talk about it?” “No...not really i don’t even know why it happened as well it just happened...i’m sorry still”

-you tut him and kiss the top of his head rubbing his bicep knowing Hyunjin was still in a vulnerable mind set right now and just needed some gentle affection

-”Enough of that, lets just try and get some sleep cause i be your tired after that aren’t you? Come on snuggle down under the covers and we’ll worry about cleaning up latter”

-he hums in agreement and clutches you tighter falling asleep quickly not before saying “Thank you, i love you” “i love you too baby”

Han:

-han is quite a vocal person in bed so when you were pounding into him him and you where only getting the odd whimper you knew something was wrong

-you stop thrusting and lean forward so you are face to face with him

-he looks up at you lips red and glossy from biting and licking them, cheeks flushed red from the heat and his eyes avoiding yours every now and then

-”You ok baby, do you want to stop?” you ask gently a hand cupping his round soft cheek and your thumb stroking his cheekbone he gulps and looks down at himself then back at you

-”Can-can we is that ok? like do-do you want to cau-” “Woah baby slow down of course we can, if you want to stop at all then we stop i don’t want you to force yourself for my pleasure i don’t like that”

-he lets out some of the tension from his body by letting out a sigh, you pull out slowly and pull him close so he’s half on you and half off nuzzling into your neck

-”Do you want to talk about it?” he doesn’t answer for a moment before taking a breath in “I just...i wasn’t feeling it, its like my feelings and how it was supposed to feel just checked out... i don’t know how to say it” “Thats ok baby boy, just you telling me at all was good enough for me now lets sleep and when we wake up we can order food in and watch Howls Moving Castle hm?”

-he smiles tiredly and nods letting out a hum before falling to sleep, you kiss the top of his head admiring him briefly before falling asleep yourself clutching him close

Felix:

-Felix has been very busy lately with promoting and doing extra practices, so he has been very tired and has been coming home late a lot

-so when you where both fucking you took the lead as you normally do but even more seeing as he was tired

-Felix is a pillow princess and loves to wear baggy jumpers of yours in these kind of moments

-you were thrusting into Felix his long hair a mess around him and grasping the pillows next to him and his (your) jumper rising up round his waist showing his tummy as his back arches

-you lean forward sliding your hand across his tummy and waist and you thrust into him “You like that baby boy? Does that feel nice?” you say expecting him to let out lots of words and agreements as he normally does but all you got back was a hum in agreement

-you look up seeing him looking down at your hand not paying attention to you, your hand was splayed over his tummy holding him still as you thrusted but you stopped which cause him to immediately whine

-”baby boy whats wrong?” “it’s nothing just please keep going i need it please” he says working himself up “Baby calm down for me and tell me whats wrong” you say softly but sternly wanting to know whats got him in a state

-”I-i just want you to cum please i need you to” “why baby boy? this is about you not me you come first, literally” you say now officially pulled out but he goes to grab your cock to put it back in but you stop him causing him to look at you with wide eyes finally stopping him actions

-”baby calm down, lets stop right now and take a moment ok? calm down foe me, you’re going to work yourself up” you say now lying down next to him pulling him close

-”now do you wanna tell me whats wrong?” “i just felt bad for constantly being gone and i wanted you to cum so you would feel good” “aww baby it’s ok, i know you’ve been busy but don’t worry about me like that this was about you, now lets get some sleep cause i know you’ve been so tired lately” “Ok “

Seungmin:

-Seungmin was laying on his side with his leg raised and you behind him fucking him holding the leg up

-Seungmin wasn’t the most vocal person in bed and you knew this and likes to have some dominance in bed basically making him a power bottom even in subspace

-but when you where fucking him and you were getting little whiny moans back and no remarks back at all you thought something was wrong so you stop

-”No! mummy don’t stop please!” this caught you off guard and he never begs like that

-”Baby boy is everything ok? do you need a moment?” “N-no i just want you to fuck me so hard please i’ll do whatever you want just fuck me “

-at this you knew something was wrong so you pull out and pull him so he’s lying on his back you cup his cheek as he grasps your arm “Shh baby calm down please...Seungmin take a breath”

-you get him to calm down seeing him come back to you “You back with me sweetheart?” “yeah...yeah i am i don’t know what happened... i just...i don’t know”

-you pull him close kissing him deeply but keeping it short “Don’t worry about it i’m sure it was a fluke do you wanna stop or keep going?” you say softly so he doesn’t feel pressured

-he looks down then back up at you as if shy “Can we stop please, that just really threw me off” “of course baby we’ll stop...come here snuggle up with me and lets get some sleep for a bit and worry about cleaning later” ”ok thank you” “it’s nothing to thank me for baby, i love you” “ i love you to”

Jeongin:

-Jeongin was a bashful person during sex, very blushy and covered his face if you said something that embarrassed him

-so when you are pounding into him with him lying on his back arms splayed out next to him and face flushed but blank you were caught off guard

-you slowed down you thrusts to a stop and leaned down cupping his cheek trying to get his eyes to meet yours

-”Innie baby you with me? baby boy?” you pull out after getting no response and lay down resting on your elbow pulling him by his waist to you rubbing up and down his back trying to get any sensation into him

-”i’m here i’m sorry i don’t know what’s wrong i just don’t feel here...like in this situation it just feels...not right-but! but not bad nothing like that i just felt lost” he says to you holding onto your shoulder

-you nod trying to understand “it’s ok baby you just not feeling it like the right time for this?” “yeah thats it i just don’t feel it if that makes sense?” “it does don’t worry how about we go have a nice warm bath and we put in one of those bath bombs that Felix got you hmm?”

-you say trying to get his mind to think about something else he smiles and nods starting to sit up, you sit up and pull him onto your waist so he’s straddling you and wrap your arms around his back

-the sudden movement causing him to wrap his arms round your neck and nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck giggling softly

-”want me to carry you baby?” “yes please” “ok bubba i love you, you know that right so anytime you want to stop something like that you just tell me and we’ll stop ok?” “i know and i love you to” “good good now lets go have a magical bath courtesy of Felix’s bath bombs” you say quickly running to the bathroom causing him to laugh and and wrap his legs tightly round you waist

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1 year ago

NCT 127 Members who would tell you to "take every inch"

Something short since I haven’t done one of these in a while🫶🏿

Yuta

Baby we been knew this man would would fold you in a pretzel if you did too much lmaoo

You were running your mouth and getting smart with him so ...play stupid games win stupid prizes

"Stop trying to run and take this fucking dick like you said you could. Every. Fucking. Inch"

Johnny

His size kink.

It happens every fucking time y'all have sex . He's big y'all ik he is.

That man stretches you out EVERY FUCKING TIME.

"Take it all baby, don't get shy on me now"

Jaehyun

I've said it before and I'll say it again. He's selfish asf when he wants to cum.

That man would be lost in his own head trying to climax. That's why you have a safe word.

Baby, all hell breaks loose when he starts slamming his hips repeatedly screaming at you to "Fucking keep those legs open baby, m'gonna go a little deeper okay? Daddy needs to fuckin cum"

Doyoung

It's 100% a blowjob

He wanted some peace and quiet and you were being a little fucking brat.

Next thing yk his dick is hitting the back of your throat as he has a sadistic smile etched on his face .

Tears streaming down your cheeks and snot running out of your nose and all he can say is “tsk you and your big mouth. Choke on every fucking inch since you can’t be quiet then.”

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