Made This With Tears Still Drying On My Face

my banu nahida

news is looking pretty good lately

LMAO

you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.