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i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

i truthfully believe everything bad and/or insane thats happened in the last 10 years can be traced to that goddamn gorilla in 2016 its not even like its linked to that incident but it all started with him i think he was holding the balance of the universe together or something. its like they killed an old god without realizing and now we realize just how much we needed him

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

I’m not asking my ancestors for guidance they were homophobic and had no respect for workplace safety

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

... Potatoes?

okay so twice recently i've seen random people in the wild like "yeah people don't eat rice around here." so i think we need to have a poll on rice consumption

if you're a no-ricer maybe say where you're from/other explanation because i would like to know................................