Fuuuuck. I Cant Deal With 3 Million Draculas Today Are You Kidding

Hey what's this I'm hearing bout Trump ordering that your gender is whatever yours were at conception? Are y'all all females now or what

oh snap

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok?? I'm the quiet you've been longing for??

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

u heard him ladies

Geto: People say "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" about the stupidest things I've ever heard. If you wouldn't wish one day of food poisoning on your worst enemies, you don't have enemies.

Me, watching s1 of iwtv: oh it’s so nice to finally watch a show where my main ship is not only canon but actually the entire focus of the show

Armand: *enters the chat with his barely concealed desire to fuck that old man*

Me: oh no

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Mine says 16 notes but I just need to know what possessed all of the bots. Someone help them

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...