I Hauve A Cold

When you were brought to Camp Half-Blood, you were told that one of your parents is a Greek god or goddess. You were supposed to be claimed as soon as you got to Camp, but you weren’t. When you’re finally claimed at the bonfire, your godly parent is not what people expect.

whenever someone points at that the dubai penthouse was taken apart so they can’t do daniel’s turning now i’d like to point out that daniel is turned in villa de mysteries within a vision armand produces. this is incredibly funny for me to imagine older daniel experiencing because he’ll have no fucking clue what’s going on.

armand: you don’t remember, but this is where we first exchanged blood and love. we became lovers. the cult of bacchus among the fresco watched as i put you on your knees and you sucked me off :)

daniel, terrified and horny: what the fuck

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

My grumpy ginger edgelord son

Just two lab partners being regular bros.

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter