Just Two Lab Partners Being Regular Bros.

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

He itched his vagina thoughtfully

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

POISSON STEVE?!

our beloved ancestor

prints

Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating

Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me