"She's So Beautiful! I Bet She Goes To The Library."

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

To keep their mouths busy because they would yap themselves to death about Lestat

random iwtv thoughts i’m having:

why do vampires smoke cigarettes? do they get a nicotine high? they can’t get addicted ??

personally i think armand just does it bc he wants to look cool and it does absolutely nada to him

but like,,, why are louis and armand ripping through two packs a day in paris

i think i just had a regular human experience

rip holland vosijkt u wouldve loved the lorax

i truthfully believe everything bad and/or insane thats happened in the last 10 years can be traced to that goddamn gorilla in 2016 its not even like its linked to that incident but it all started with him i think he was holding the balance of the universe together or something. its like they killed an old god without realizing and now we realize just how much we needed him

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

netflix hyping up our show with the levitating gay sex gif i better be seeing iwtv in the top ten tomorrow NO EXCUSES

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"