im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin
whenever someone points at that the dubai penthouse was taken apart so they can’t do daniel’s turning now i’d like to point out that daniel is turned in villa de mysteries within a vision armand produces. this is incredibly funny for me to imagine older daniel experiencing because he’ll have no fucking clue what’s going on.
armand: you don’t remember, but this is where we first exchanged blood and love. we became lovers. the cult of bacchus among the fresco watched as i put you on your knees and you sucked me off :)
daniel, terrified and horny: what the fuck
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough
Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
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netflix hyping up our show with the levitating gay sex gif i better be seeing iwtv in the top ten tomorrow NO EXCUSES
perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
what liu qingge could say if he really wanted to hit binghe where it hurts
He/They trans & agender 🪰 20' still alive(?)
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