Me, As I Force A Dollar Bill Into The Self-checkout Machine: Thats Right…..good Boy……vore President

Guys please help me I'm obssesed with Devil's minion. I wake up thinking of it, i go to gym thinking of it, i eat thinking of it, i go to de bethroom thinking of it, i go to work thinking of it, i go sleep thinking of it…help…

i post for the girls who used to read obsessively but can no longer pick up a book and also are no longer girls

i bought pre-cum strawberries today at the store and they were like twice as expensive but theyre so fucking good theres not any bad ones in the bowl and i dont have to waste time doing it myself now. so worth it

I LOVE BED

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

zeus

whenever someone points at that the dubai penthouse was taken apart so they can’t do daniel’s turning now i’d like to point out that daniel is turned in villa de mysteries within a vision armand produces. this is incredibly funny for me to imagine older daniel experiencing because he’ll have no fucking clue what’s going on.

armand: you don’t remember, but this is where we first exchanged blood and love. we became lovers. the cult of bacchus among the fresco watched as i put you on your knees and you sucked me off :)

daniel, terrified and horny: what the fuck

Mammon: oi human! What's your ideal type?

Mc: Strong and Tough

Mammon: Once I killed ten mosquitos-

Mc: But also who are sensitive

Mammon: -and after killing them, I cried for an hour.

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

“A bright young reporter with a point of view”

And it’s just him