I Bought Pre-cum Strawberries Today At The Store And They Were Like Twice As Expensive But Theyre So

It's my favourite kind of fun actually GET BOOPED

Holy sheesh 😭

(this is fun ngl)

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 2

zeus

It's kind of insane just how much easier it is to be sweet and happy and kind when you aren't in pain

Damn you missed a chance to put a picture of a Gar from that one joke

You want to tell me that a Gar licked this bread?

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

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Most of the obey me fandom

I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like "this was meant to be 3 chapters but it's actually going to be 5" in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it's like 15 or something