Thegenderlesswiththistledownhair - Guys (gn) I Finally Watched Arcane!

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

women will do Anything to get within eating range of a block of cheese 😂🧀

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

I LOVE BED

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”