Thegenderlesswiththistledownhair - Guys (gn) I Finally Watched Arcane!

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

i truthfully believe everything bad and/or insane thats happened in the last 10 years can be traced to that goddamn gorilla in 2016 its not even like its linked to that incident but it all started with him i think he was holding the balance of the universe together or something. its like they killed an old god without realizing and now we realize just how much we needed him

researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:

One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial.  Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman.  This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)

how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?

“well maybe I’d like this character better if they made more logical decisions in highly emotional moments” what if I hunt you for sport 

Most of the obey me fandom

What if instead of bud light it was called bug's life. Can we discuss this further?

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

Guys today's scroll on this godforsaken website is compelling me to stay on it!

ANOTHER stunning stunning work!

*Add to list of things that should happen*

Uncensored on the ol Patreon

LMAO

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea