Was Scrolling Through AO3 And Found This Gem

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

u heard him ladies

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this