Y’all. You Guys. I’m Sobbing Over This Lyric From I Can’t Help But Wonder

ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

My ideal version of a stage production of EPIC: The Musical has Hermes in heelys with wings on them.

Like ig if you wanted to go high production you could rig him up like Peter Pan and have him fly around but heelys.

And that should be saved for Aeolus.

Alternatively you could go straight roller skates/blades but I think the surprise factor of heelys is better

"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

Do you ever think maybe Dean Winchester did

16 years ago today. A wonderful thing happened.

Destiel was born

Fuck yeah!

Nooo that’s just who he is

Is Bucky being moody the whole movie a sign of Sambucky divorce?

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

Am I (17f) the asshole for being god’s gift to earth and the rest of you losers (16m and 15m) being basic jealous hoes????

When you put like this, that’s so me core

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed