My Ideal Version Of A Stage Production Of EPIC: The Musical Has Hermes In Heelys With Wings On Them.

Am I (17f) the asshole for being god’s gift to earth and the rest of you losers (16m and 15m) being basic jealous hoes????

i’m the gray texts

Conversation w/ @the1andonlyamper

Phone in bed? Incorrect! Friends in bed! (my friend are in the ohone:])

Me when my friends

"In Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day." How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1966 ❅ dir. Chuck Jones

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

My heart goes out to you (Mave) and your feral cat friends (row row, Delos, Odesa)

Some people are 14 years old. I want you kids to know I'm praying for you guys

picture this - you’re in the boys locker room, it’s a lock down drill, everyone is so very silent and right now your STOMACH ANNOUNCES TO THE WHOLE WORLD YOU DIDNT EAT BREAKFAST

only reason i’m here

*sigh* guess we have to do this then

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction